Show me your hands. Do they have scars from giving?
remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet
the biggest disappointment in life is when good shows have a bad episode like i waited a week and u give me this shit
the biggest disappointment in life is when good shows have a bad season like i waited two years and u give me this shit
The biggest disappointment in life is when good shows give you a bad finale like I waited nine years and u give me this shit
I love how I have a vague idea what shows they are talking about
Because the heart wants what the heart wants.
So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing
Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:
Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.
I was thinking it’s time for a new tradition.
"We make a pretty good team, you know."
"Kate, I’m not proposing to you to keep you here, or because I’m afraid I’m going to lose you. I’m proposing because I can’t imagine my life without you. If that means when things get difficult we have to figure them out then I’m willing to figure them out. Assuming you’re willing to figure them out with me. " - Richard Castle
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Here’s what I love about Comic Con: The anticipation all year and then everybody’s just ready. It’s like a weekend-long orgasm.