WHEN YOU’RE LEANING OFF YOUR BED TO GRAB SOMETHING AND YOU TRY TO GET BACK UP ONLY REALIZE YOU’VE LEANED TO FAR AND THERE’S JUST THAT FEELING OF SHAME AS YOU LET YOUR BODY SLIDE OFF THE BED BECAUSE YOU COULDN’T PULL YOURSELF BACK UP IN TIME
This is me when I’m looking for the Wifi signal…
i’m one of those annoying people who’s always like “omg i know that actor from somewhere omg i recognize them whAT WERE THEY IN” when watching tv shows/movies who then proceeds to look it up on their phone and inform everyone that said actor was an extra in an episode of some stupid 90s sitcom once
Genuinely love how this scene was framed and shot.
Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!
Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.
Favorite scenes of Doctor Who 8.05 “Time Heist”
▬ The Doctor telling “Dad jokes”…
2. Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?
SINGLE AND REady To MiNGle!! (I need a life)
3. What if I told you that you were pretty?
Awwww, thank you!
5. Are you interested in anyone right now?
Nope. I just recently moved and even though I grew up here I currently don’t have any friends or people to interact with that aren’t related to me.
Thanks for asking!
Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998
ellen degeneres came out in 1997
yeah but ellen what happened in 2014
ellen page came out in 2014
This is going on my tumblr again.
and some of the months in-between
I get it…
when the one ghost turns his head AWW HAHABAHABH<3Fun fact: If I am not mistaken, this is the concept for the original chicken joke, which most dismiss as being boring or too obvious. The chicken in the joke is suicidal, and so is crossing to get to the other side the ghost refers to above.
this is like my fave joke
okay that shit was good.
How to properly pet animals by Adam Ellis
I’ve needed this my whole life.
I wanna pet a fucking bear